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Well that's a fucking kick in the teeth.
When life hands you lemons, you juice them right into a fucking cocktail.
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I guess you fucking missed me.
Ok, I kind of fucking missed you too.
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It's Petty Revenge Friday, Fuckers
Sometimes I remember I have a backbone.
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Missed Fucking Opportunities
And the Assholes That Perpetuate Them
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Adulting alone is fucking hard.
And lonely. But mostly hard.
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It's been a fucking minute.
Sorry not really sorry but hi
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Merry Fucking Holidays Or Something
Let your hearts be light enough to not punch anyone this year.
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Fear, faith, and a bartender named Philip.
Sometimes hope is in the bottom of a bourbon glass.
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Dear F*ckers
Dear F*ckers
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