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Hunter Clary's avatar

You are my new spirit animal. The African homicide chicken is a close second.

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Amber Naslund's avatar

Go find his video on Cassowaries. Those things...yeesh. Prehistoric and scary and he's hilarious.

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Gretchen Friedrich's avatar

Lawd! In the great words of Lady Chablis, “Where are your manners, honnney?”

I haven’t had that one yet in an interview, but thanks for the heads up.

And, cheers to the single mom post on LinkedIn. I’m also a single mom of teenagers (twin daughters), and this past year about did me in.

Please continue with these droplets of pure ragey genius!

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Amber Naslund's avatar

Single parenting is hard AF and you're doing it on DOUBLE HARD MODE?? Respect, lady. Mad respect.

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Kevin Troy Darling's avatar

People asked my (late) mother why she got married so many times but she never said “Because that’s all the fucking patriarchy allows me to do. Not paying me for saving their assess on the daily, or protecting their little lost boy egos from big bad emotions.” They called it marriage because there wasn’t another term that combined wage slave and sex slave they felt comfortable using.

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Amber Naslund's avatar

Yiiiiikes. Searing.

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Danni Davis's avatar

Preach! I spent 2020 working long hours at my current gig, because nothing stops, suffering from panic attacks because my wife is an essential employee and had to go in, missing my loved ones, and the icing on the cake, trying not to get COVID because I'm immunocompromised and would die! How's that for an answer in a @%#@ interview???

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Amber Naslund's avatar

UGH. This is exactly what I'm talking about. The tone deaf, obtuse, privileged "I had time for extra stuff so what's your excuse" madness. I'm sorry it's been such a stressful time for you!

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Danni Davis's avatar

Thank you. That was so therapeutic! We survived and no deaths in my family. We have a greater appreciation for our life together and are committed to putting work where it belongs. Balance is everything.

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Amber Naslund's avatar

I'm so very glad to hear that.

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Kevin Troy Darling's avatar

Man, this self-delusion that they can “take emotion out” when you know they’re all covered in inflamed rage boils ready to pop the moment you much a touch them.

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Amber Naslund's avatar

The irony of the most fragility coming from the people who say no one else should be fragile.

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Kevin Troy Darling's avatar

Irony? Or the whole fucking plan?

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Russel Lolacher's avatar

Wow, a newsletter I don't immediately delete from my inbox.

It's the newsletter we want and the candor the world needs. LOVE this.

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Amber Naslund's avatar

xo you're the best, my friend. DON'T DELETE ME

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Mike theCarGuy's avatar

New fan here, just wanted to say this one is my fav so far and love going back thru these!

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Kevin Troy Darling's avatar

Also, that people think it’s over. I lost my dad a WEEK ago to COVID. Now I’ve got to figure out how to capitalize on that experience in order to advance my career?

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