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A Love Letter To Myself: You Will Fucking Be Okay
Sometimes we have to love ourselves most and best of all.
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Amber Naslund
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Are we really doing fucking motivational quotes now, Amber?
I'm not making it a habit but I'll make an exception this time.
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Amber Naslund
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May 2023

Well that's a fucking kick in the teeth.
When life hands you lemons, you juice them right into a fucking cocktail.
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Amber Naslund
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September 2022

I guess you fucking missed me.
Ok, I kind of fucking missed you too.
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Amber Naslund
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May 2022

It's Petty Revenge Friday, Fuckers
Sometimes I remember I have a backbone.
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Amber Naslund
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April 2022

Missed Fucking Opportunities
And the Assholes That Perpetuate Them
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Amber Naslund
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Adulting alone is fucking hard.
And lonely. But mostly hard.
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Amber Naslund
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January 2022

It's been a fucking minute.
Sorry not really sorry but hi
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Amber Naslund
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December 2021

Merry Fucking Holidays Or Something
Let your hearts be light enough to not punch anyone this year.
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Amber Naslund
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Fear, faith, and a bartender named Philip.
Sometimes hope is in the bottom of a bourbon glass.
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Amber Naslund
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November 2021

It's easy because you're fucking good at it.
Not everyone knows what you know. So quit making yourself smaller.
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Amber Naslund
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The Devil Doesn't Need More Fucking Advocates
And you're really just being a dick, Steve.
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Amber Naslund
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